Apple’s got bite.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s 16-year-old daughter, Apple Martin, trolled her famous mom’s wellness-oriented morning routine on Goop’s TikTok account Sunday.
According to the teen, 48-year-old Paltrow’s day starts with GoopGlow Morning Skin Superpowder ($60), but not much in the way of actual food.
“She eats nothing except for dates and almond butter,” Apple joked, adding that her mother has been on a cleanse “since the day I was born, apparently.”
Next, the Goop founder’s daughter took aim at her costly skincare regimen.
“It’s 8 a.m., and she’s been doing this since 7 a.m.,” Apple narrated as Paltrow applied products to her face. “She just prances around the bathroom putting on her millions of Goopglow products for her glowing skin.”
Finally, it’s time to get to work “making some more vagina eggs and candles … and vagina perfumes … and just everything vagina,” per Apple.
Goop captioned the hilarious clip, “When you get roasted by your gen z daughter…”
Despite the wisecracks, Apple seems to be a full fan of her mom’s product offerings. The same day, the teen shared her own a.m. skincare routine, incorporating the brand’s new GoopGlow Glow Lotion ($58).
“I’m obsessed,” she said. “It really gives your skin this amazing glow. Since I have very dry skin, the Glow Lotion is so nice — it keeps me hydrated but not oily. It’s super lightweight.”
Paltrow shares Apple — along with 14-year-old son Moses — with ex Chris Martin.